The Tales of chirst as told by chirst

went to a town hall meeting that had mr ralph hall speaking DEAR god it was liking watching fox news live with people yelling stupidier shit then the speaker was saying

so i was watching oriely and so the most disturbing thing ever they were doing a mail call on the spainards bringing bush croeneys to spanish courts and so idiot in a email to oriely said i am a nam vet and i thing we should "hit spain" and oriely agreed FORCE woudl be nessacary AGASINT SPAIN

every fucking place is like yes we need people but we arent looking at Apps atm oh wait we just filled it

FUCK charter
not only are certain wbeites magically unaviable but when ever u cant accesess them it pops up wiht a yahoo search destryoing ur first adresss and then the first 20 search rsults in yahoo search are unrealted adverstisments

great new everybody it seems my motherboard is a powersupply frier

and so begins 10 days of being stuck looking at the rents house while they are gone

since when the fuck is a vibrator a gift\
*edit* a gift that needed to be advertised*

i woudl like to state for the record that tim and eric awsome show great job is a FUCKIGN terrible show boring and repatative

2 months living at home is gonna kill someone

let freedom ring
so the white man has yet to be enslaved, so things still going good

in other news decieded to take the semester off from school take a break and get a job and umm decided maybe 3 weeks into looking for a job that i have found my motivation for getting a degree bc job searching without one blows dicks

god people better start callign baout interviews

i is have a driving premanemt

if anyone has 500g worth of free hard drive space that i can borrow for a week that would be awsome

showered did laundry and no less then five minutes later i alrdy got a chili stain on a clean shirt
fuck my life

i am BORED out of my fucking mind with nothing to do
i need ideas
i cant bathe for 6 hours a day><

its a great day for balck people of all races

i aint feeling a god damn thing

so i am sitting in class looking through old lj's to find my photobucket login name and releizeing how awsome my pots were not paying attention to what the prof was saying when the prof goes damnit i dont wanna draw this entire circuit on the board lets use the over head to project what the book has onto the screen

physics major trying to an overhead to prject a solid book

me~~"hey justin what does the tv say about the dow"
justin~~" ITS UNDER 9000!!!!:
me~~"what 900"

if only it werent true it would be better

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